Charrawrrr

So, the charr had their own week, or something. It was hard to notice, since they're probably the least I'm excited for

So, instead of spamming links (you all DID follow them all religiously, right?), here's my impression of the charr.

RIBBEH-RAHWR!...*scratch-claw* *sniffs armpit* *falls over and passes out*

Ok, seriously, I don't know why they're so uber popular. Yes, they're big and means and so full of cat, but, are those the only reasons? Why yes, IMO I think that pretty much is it. Internet people love cats, therefore anything with a tail will be sought after and pounced upon without hesitation. Honestly, way too many charr lovers out there if you ask me. There's going to be a LOT of furballs to clean up in the Black Citadel; I'm glad i don't have that job and we norn are mostly hairless (except for our epic beard people).

BUT, I still might roll one. Would have to be female, because the dudes are fugly and their lore is pretty much "wreck everything, call humans 'mice', grunt-talk until tired, repeat." I'd like to do a charr that has bigger dreams and is S-M-R-T. No idea what professhun I'd use, but something that would use technology, obviously. However, she'd want to leave Ascalon since it's too smokey and charr farts smell like muff strudel.

So what do you think of charr? Still bitter with them? Jelly? Umad? Problem, humans?

Go #TeamAsuraWeek

In all fairness they seem to refer to humans as "meat" and Gwen as "mouse". Because she slipped past them and ran to escape the Charr entertainment productions.

I sound like I was sniffing glue when I wrote that, and that is the part you pick out to discuss. Oh, Fox, it's why you're awesome.

But really, all they do is insult humans. They threw themselves at the norn and were whooped, yet still act like their the toughest race. Then they have the nerve to act all superior for not believing in gods, yet they stand behind siege weapons and vehicles to carry the weight of their words. They learned nothing from The Searing, leaving the land a scourge and barely inhabitable. If you ask me they're almost as much a blight on Ascalon as the Dragon and the Ghosts of Ascalon are not the problem.

So there. Stuff it, kitties!